Evan Monaco

Famous facebook personality
also known for making self-portraits.

evanmonaco, evan monaco, Evan Monaco.

by Alex Roth January 28, 2009

Everyday Olympian

n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.

Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."

by The man of the man2 January 14, 2010

Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Everlong

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

by mike p April 15, 2004

Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.

I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.

by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009

Evilenite

Follower of Goddess Evilena

Seven new members of the Pagan church, Officially became Evilenites this Saturday at the ceremony

by Mark Britt September 7, 2005

everywhere like such as

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?

by Konrad Roeder November 11, 2007