Call of Duty Hardscopers 

Call of Duty Hardscopers are people that don't know how to use the sniper CORRECTLY. so they think it is right to scope in and wait the whole game until an enemy walks by. so after the hardscoper kills someone, he becomes happy and feels like a super sniper pro hero. when he gets a hitmarker with the sniper, he gets mad and insults people for no reason. sniping hardscopers are kids and squeakers of hell. when the hardscoper likes you, he will send you an invitation to hardscope together. if you do that, you will be kicked by ALL MLG clans OF CALL OF DUTY.

Call of Duty Hardscopers are a community of Kids and squeakers of hell. they do not have any skills with the sniper.

Call of Duty Hardscopers by Call of Duty Theme August 6, 2015

Call of Duty 

What number 1 said..... and number 9 yo.

Jay: Hey Mike! Lets go play some Medal of Honor!

Mike: Naw, Id rather have hot sex with a horse then play that game. Call of Duty OwnZ.

Call of Duty by No Name Nigga April 18, 2005

Conference Call of Duty 

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.

Working from home today?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Duty

Conference Call of Duty by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010

Call of Duty Booty 

A woman with a nice ass that you eventually have sex with after meeting eachother through the multiplayer of any Call of Duty game.

(You) "I got some major Call of Duty Booty last night dude!"

(Friend) "Nice man! You think you can give me her number?"

(You) "No..."

Call of Duty Booty by Foxy McFoxerton May 4, 2010

Call of Duty Care Package

You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.

"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.

Call of Duty Care Package by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty 

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

Call of Duty: Whack Ops 

The best description of COD7. Broken game which took about half a step forward and 15 back, no wonder COD doesn't progress much each year with this shit happening!

Worse gameplay, awful hit detection, unbalanced guns (again), awful sound, shite graphics etc. The worst game in the COD series, which after COD3 and COD5 is saying something big.

1: "wanna come to mine and play black ops?"
2: "wait you mean that steaming pile of horseshit Call of Duty: Whack Ops?"
1: "no, I said black ops"
2: "yes, that's just what I said; whack ops. The worst game of 2010 hands down"

Call of Duty: Whack Ops by slipshoddread October 22, 2011