Fufu dumbass hair

when someone walks around looking dumb as hell all the time with a fufu haircut.

Damn you see that john Mazzone kid, he looking like dumb as hell with that that fufu dumbass Hair

by Murkyterror January 24, 2022

Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.

1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020

well of course dumbass

'I/We know that, stupid!'
other phrases like this include no shit sherlock

''Jimmy: The sky is black at night.
Mike: Well of course dumbass''

by rockin'blob January 26, 2015

high tech dumbass

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.

Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...

by ET_Bill January 11, 2012

Kappa Kappa Dumbass

Often a explanation to others, when asked if you are part of a fraternity and actually you think fraternities are idiotic or silly.

"Oh hey are guys in a frat or something?",

"Yeah were in Kappa Kappa Dumbass!"

by Stiff for Brains November 14, 2011

Ate up with the dumbass

It's fairly self explainatory. It means you're beyond stupid.
I believe this phrase comes from the Texas backwoods.

Billy Bob tried to drink out of the sewer, therefore he's ate up with the dumbass.

by Ronnie Gragg May 13, 2006

law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013