Candy Dulfer

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),

Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010

phantom duce

The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.

Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.

Bro 2 : Why?

Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!

by laxbro116 February 21, 2011

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

duece zeros

a so called fancier way of saying 20 inch rims

that escalade looks phat sittin on them duece zero's

by the ron July 27, 2004

Ducetard

A couple of tards, 2 stupid people, 2 Pieces of shit, 2 of anything that can be considered a Tard.

Maxi and Sam are a ducetard.

by cooldeadsex aka nirvanainnirvana aka parggins aka shad0wsmurf October 4, 2007

double duce juice

you drop the first duce and then it comes around in a sneak attack and you have no way of knowing that it is coming and you shit your PANTS!!!!

At the party there was bean dip and that spelt trouble from the start but he ate it anyways and DOUBLE DUCED all over his leg!! So we had to leave!!

by rachel January 1, 2005

Frosted Dunce Cap

When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head.

God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.

by Ackerladysman August 13, 2010