Noun
While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.
Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.
While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.
Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.
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Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.
This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.
Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.
This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.
Alex: “I’m getting the worst stick drift, don’t you have another controller?”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”
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