Dork dick

A penis with an awkward bend.

"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."

by Jorbecca June 22, 2016

Cork Dork

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.

What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.

by The BigBee January 26, 2017

Crackhead dork

A person who smoke weed and is a fucking weirdo

This nigga khalil is a crackhead dork

by Bigbootygyal March 9, 2020

Double Dork

It is a phrase used to describe someone for being a loser by doing something, saying something, or looking un-cool to their piers. It is generally seen as the tier below dork

Guy 1: Jason said he didn't want to jump off the bridge with everyone else.
Guy 2: That guy's such a double dork.

by Ramaka August 14, 2016

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.

My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.

by Somerlea April 17, 2014

dinker-dork

To go and do something, but your not sure what until you start.

To have the urge to start something new, in a different location than where you currently are, but you won't know what it is until you stand there and think of what to do.

"I'm gonna go out to the shop and dinker-dork."

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: I'm gonna go dinker-dork outside.

Girlfriend: Whatcha goin to do today?
Boyfriend: I'm gonna dinker-dork in the garage.

by Idaho Fisher March 20, 2013