Dork dick

"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."
by Jorbecca June 22, 2016
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slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.
My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.
by Somerlea April 17, 2014
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Double Dork

It is a phrase used to describe someone for being a loser by doing something, saying something, or looking un-cool to their piers. It is generally seen as the tier below dork
Guy 1: Jason said he didn't want to jump off the bridge with everyone else.
Guy 2: That guy's such a double dork.
by Ramaka August 15, 2016
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dinker-dork

To go and do something, but your not sure what until you start.

To have the urge to start something new, in a different location than where you currently are, but you won't know what it is until you stand there and think of what to do.
"I'm gonna go out to the shop and dinker-dork."

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: I'm gonna go dinker-dork outside.

Girlfriend: Whatcha goin to do today?
Boyfriend: I'm gonna dinker-dork in the garage.
by Idaho Fisher March 21, 2013
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dorking ground

a place where dorks go to hang out and do dorky stuff
person:1 hay feddy do you want to go hang out at the dorking ground
person:2 yea sounds great we should totally play wow for like 10 hours when we get there
by crookys j February 06, 2011
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Cork Dork

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.
What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.
by The BigBee January 26, 2017
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