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Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.
by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015
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Wet Docking

The process of inserting one penis into the foreskin of another while both parties urinate.
I was docking with Dave the other night and he decided to take it up a level. We both needed to pee to we just let rip. Felt so good.

Mind you, wet docking is messy. I need a new carpet.
by Blackhood007 August 19, 2009
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Cock-Docking

The act of a man inserting his penis into another mans foreskin.
Man last night we were cock-docking like the soyuz at the International space station.
by Slaughterhut January 4, 2012
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Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"
by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008
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Docking Sleeve

When two men are unable to perform the act of docking due to both men having "the chop", a docking sleeve is used. This "sleeve" somewhat resembles a chinese finger-trap.
David and Richard both had the chop, so they bought themselves a docking sleeve, and docked the night away.
by Baz87 October 27, 2005
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Double Docking

The act act of one man rolling back his foreskin and allow another man to roll his foreskin over the first mans exposed penis head. the first man then rolls his foeskin overtop the other forseskin effectively locking the 2 penises together in a chineeese finger trap connection.
Matt and Damon got stuck in a double docking scenario where all peaople involved had a very good time.

refer also to docking
by MarkyMark1234 January 10, 2010
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Power Docking

Similar to docking (an activity undertaken by gay men involving placing the ends of their penises together and folding the foreskin over the top) but undertaken by certain members of the armed forces, normally when they are bored. Power docking is when two men who have "docked" tape their penises together and then have a fight! Just for the banter.
Holy crap, those sick sons of bitches got so bored they resorted to power docking!
by Concerned Civilian January 15, 2008
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