Crop dusting

The act of farting next to an immobilized group of people

While playing basketball jimmy ran by the opposing team’s bench and Farted next to the whole team. This is known as crop dusting.

by Basketball Tim December 23, 2018

crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.

While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.

by jawz101 February 5, 2019

star dusting

To be jerked on on by five men in a star pattern

Lizzy really took a good star dusting at the party last night.

by Starnutz May 2, 2019

Fairy Dusting

When a gay man puts glitter in his butt crack then farts said glitter on someone or all over the place.

Rodney is fairy dusting Rob. It looks like Rob just got into a fight with a stripper.

by Jade prince February 10, 2020

Social Distintitus

A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.

I suffer from Social Distintitus.

by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020

destructo-disking

When a lot of small, forgivable mistakes snowball into a giant pile of Mistakes until they ruin the lives of everyone around them.

Edward tried to create a fun atmosphere, but it just resulted in him destructo-disking the party.

by PinkestPriest May 6, 2020

Crop Dusting

Crushing a cheeto-puff in your butthole and brapping out the dust

Dayuuuummm, I was gonna snort a line of cheeto dust, but Jenice went crazy started crop dusting

by xXwienerWackerXx May 11, 2020