Eyeasses disease

When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.

I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.

by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014

Puldicking Disease

A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.

He has puldicking disease, and it feels so good when we fuck.

by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

Necrooxydine Disease

Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body

(It's basically Zombie Aids)

You've been hit by, you've been struck by Cornelius. You now have Necrooxydine Disease

by Detective Dumbass February 28, 2022