cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 20, 2018

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.

Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.

by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010

REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.

About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."

by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010

fundzalow disease

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.

Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"

by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012