You dice?

Are you up for it?; Do you want to do this?

Hey, we are going down to the mall, you dice?

by Tim December 21, 2003

nhs direct

National Hangover Service Direct (hangover can mean come down)

You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally shit that will get you out of work/college.

*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.

by Ro-ro December 11, 2008

fuzzy dice

1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).

Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.

Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.

by Mark H September 28, 2004

Direct Conversation

I think a direct conversation where peoples speak face to face or directly or straight conversation clears up alot of misunderstandings and confusion.

Peter wants to do direct conversation.

by Baseer Ahmed August 9, 2003

dIRe_

Very l33t person. Synonymous with sexy, intelligent, good looking and charming.

Origins from the sexy hardware guru alias "dIRe_" on www.gamingeye.com

Blaine: David Beckham is very "dIRe_"-like.
Kawe-_-Sad: Indeed, i wish i was him :p

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

dire reasons.com

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!

by chrism July 4, 2004

direct-connect

when you use the point to point feature of a cell phone

direct-connect jimmy

by it February 7, 2004