Dingus

a. A person or animal that displays stupidity or does something disappointing. A different and possibly more polite way to call a friend, pet, or stranger a dumb ass, shithead or fool.

b. Slang for penis.

"I drove back across town because some dingus didn't take the damn ink tag off my new shirt."

"I don't chase my wife around naked in the house anymore. Last time I bruised my dingus."

by Two Cats October 8, 2013

Killing the Dinosaur

Ejaculation of the male reproductive organs.

Kyle: Dude, billy's killing the dinosaur as we speak. Sick

by Towelie McStevenson July 11, 2006

Dinosaur

Extinct creature that used to terrorize the prehistoric land, and now terrorize the hearts of modern people.

The ride became more frightening with the appearance of the dinosaur.

by the mummy October 31, 2009

dinosauristic

To keep with old, antiquated traditions or customs, even when better, newer, more advanced technology is available.

Mike likes to carry around his vinyl instead of using DJ software like Serato. He's keeping it dinosauristic.

by P.Villa August 1, 2008

dinosaur

1. a person or organization with very old-fashion values

2. something obsolete, especially a machine

I don't think that dinosaur will help us much.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

man dingo

the art of being extremely player with a big load

" Man dingo led the charge, he was captivating and got all the virgins"

by JNasty June 14, 2003

Awkward Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosauraus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by John Crawford of Crystal River and used in his classroom.

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward dinosaur in conjunction with a "Roooaaaaar"

Mr. Crawford discussing the Constitution "And thats why they call it clause and effect!"

crickets begin to chirp

"Rooooaaaaar" with awkward dino creates laughter

by John D. Crawford October 15, 2007