dingleberry 

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2.
3. Backdoor boogers.

"Spock!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

dingleberry by ASfinkterSaysWhat July 19, 2008

dingleberry 

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.

I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.

dingleberry by mecaro December 28, 2005

dingleberry 

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

dingleberry by James T. Baker December 10, 2008

dingleberry 

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

dingleberry by viciousk May 25, 2009

dingleberry 

somebody who is dumb, dont understand shit, so instead of callin him or her a dumbass or a stupid motherfucker or a son of a bitch you just call them a fuckin dingleberry.

i specifically told this motherfucker to bring me back a master cylinder miller and he brings me back a fuckin icehouse...what a dingleberry.

dingleberry by frank rizzo May 13, 2005

dingleberry 

Aside from being more commonly known as a 'crusty ass booger', a dingleberry can be used in slang terms when referring to the gonads; i.e. balls, nuts, quervos, testicles, testes, etc.

I've got an itch on my dingleberry sack.

dingleberry by YourMomIsAHoe July 25, 2007

dingelberry

WHEN A MAN OR A WOMEN HAVE FEICAL MATTER(AKA POOP) HANGING FROM THE HAIRS FROM THE ANAL ORFUS AND OFFERS IT TO ANOTHER AS A JOKE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A DINGELBERRY?(OTHER PERSON)whats a dingleberry?Here hold out your hand and ill give you some.and then they receive a tiny ball of shit hanging from the asshole hairs.

dingelberry by boddie&dawn September 12, 2013