Defilibration

The process of calming down after a stressful day

I need some defilibration due to a rough day at work

by OhWowDoge523 November 9, 2015

defibrillatio

A blowjob so epic it results in complete cardiac arrest. Portmanteau of "defibrillation" and "fellatio".

Dude, that wasn't just fellatio, that was defibrillatio. I swear when I came my heart like totally stopped beating or exploded or something.

by TheVivisector December 28, 2015

deficit spending

A way of doing large national projects on kredit.

FDR ran a mass deficit spending moment. It led us out of that depression prepare for the next fucking one.

by Booty lion turtule March 21, 2016

Define Irony

(According to Steve Buschemi in Con Air 1997) Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

(Listening to 'Sweet Home Alabama' by LYNYRD SKYNYRD)
Garland "The Marietta Mangler" Green: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band ...*smirk* that died in a plane crash.

by GoFuckYourself.avi June 26, 2017

defibrillabias

When a woman has pussy lips so pleasing and divine that they can revive a dead man through necrophilia, they are known as "defibrillabias".

"Man, I was in a drug induced coma, and when I woke up Jennifer was straddled on my dick. She got those defibrillabias!!"

by Dillwad November 17, 2017

defiance xcvi

A total dick who makes $17 dollars an hour stocking chips for Frito Lays and takes general studies at university.

Never be like defiance xcvi

by wonderbread01 December 18, 2017

deafinition

Refers to the assorted stipulations that determines if someone is completely hearing-impaired.

Different people have different deafinitions of hearing-loss... some unfortunates actually cannot hear anything at all, while others have a unique "selective" ear-disorder that only prevents them from hearing anything that's less-than-desirable (i.e., "The lawn needs mowing" or "It's you turn to do the dishes tonight"), but they can hear "welcome" remarks (i.e., "Dinner's ready" or "Let's have sex") perfectly fine.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019