dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 25, 2007

Danbetch

an uber vain martian who is prejudiced against albinos. Sometimes needs a pimp slap to keep him in line.

Person 1: OMG look at that albino! What a freaky freakazoid, he could never compare to my stunning good looks.

Person 2: Shut up, you bein' a danbetch! *PIMP SLAP!!*

Person 1: Sorry man, I dunno what came over me. Take me to hte nearest gay bar, stat!

by martianmate August 25, 2010

Danegerus

A wild looking boat, produced mainly in the maritimes. Carries large amounts of deranged animals from one continent the the other.

Noahs Arch, is a danegerus boat.

by dane adrian richards December 13, 2005

Andy Dick Dane

Andy, aka the Great Ass is A white, middle-class not well-off kid who find imperfections in his life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. He also makes up stories to try to get people to laugh, but all they do is laugh at him,not with him

"I went to this one girls house and felt her up before her parents got home" Andy Dick Dane

by Lord of Underwear March 23, 2008

Dane

1. Verb, For one male to grasp another in the genitals, especially the balls
2. To gropple (grab, caress) one's crotch

1. Dude, go Dane yourself
2. back off! are you trying to Dane me or some shit?

by Sancho Puzder May 28, 2008

Dane

Another word for gay

I have a friend that is Dane

by Daneisgay123 October 26, 2018

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007