different nigga

Babyy kaiser I AM #yahearme #DifferenYounginKampaign

"whats A real nigga to a nigga that dont know what real is?" , " IM A DIFFERENT NIGGA YAHEARME!"...

by B.kaiser December 6, 2016

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

Different

Wrong

Me: League of Legends is better than Minecraft

You: Well, i think it is not...

Me: thinks "that guy is different than me" Wrong

by Maybe_Ill_Go_Inside July 24, 2018

different

don't be!

son: mom i want to be different!
mom: Ha you gay

by Ginger from sweden January 30, 2019

on something different

Usually a guy saying he's changed.

Mika: I ain't taking you back Corbyn
Corbyn: Girl I'm on something different!

by apersonisheretodefinestuff September 8, 2018

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018