custard

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

by Peete May 15, 2007

Custard

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

by daisyface January 12, 2007

custard boy

One who is very large in mass and owns a lot of hoes..generally speaking they have buck wild mares they ride.

DAMN custard boy is pimpin

by newcomerlady12 July 11, 2011

custard

dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."

by potter420 May 19, 2003

custodial

The last hit on a bowl of marijuana.

You can have the custodial, but you'll have to load a fresh one.

by BringTheBandalore November 8, 2015

crimson custard bucket

Another nickname for the vagina.

I blew my load all over her crimson custard bucket.

by El_Norab89 August 31, 2006

custodial care

industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...

ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care

by michael foolsley November 29, 2009