cum custard

Particularly thick spunk

I needed to knock one out so desperately. It was like cum custard.

by JTsGrowler November 21, 2013

Cock Custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen

I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.

by SpoogeBob CumPants November 23, 2018

milwaukee frozen custard

the best ice cream or custard in northern virginia.

hey have you been to milwaukee frozen custard? i heard they were really good. lets go!

by LiLi_cakes August 14, 2009

fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

Custard

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

by PositveMr June 14, 2009

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

Rhubarb custard

Two words that can be used when you have forgetten key points in a statement or question.

#1: What are you wearing?
#2: Ehh... It's me fuckin'... Rhubarb custard

#1: What did umm... Rhubarb custard say about me in class today?

by n-deezy February 14, 2009