Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

The Crop

1. legendary member whos name is brilliant for getting out of tight spots
2. Cropperdile - he bites beware

Don't you agreee, crop?
Wots scaley, slimey and vicous? The Cropperdile

by Cropper June 19, 2003

Crop Bust

To walk by someone and ejaculating instantly

Gross dude did you just crop bust me

by Felix Sky January 11, 2025

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.

"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"

by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025

Cropped

Short and chopped

“How was the date?”

“Terrible! And he lied about his height?! Dude was straight up cropped”

“Damn”

by Pembertron December 3, 2025