Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
by jubberz September 24, 2010
by FunkMasterJ January 02, 2021
The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.
Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!
by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008
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A technique used in the game of CoD 4 and CoD WaW in order to enhance a player's rotational capabilities by completing a full 360 degree interval before the player reaches the ground and fires his or her (Silent Sharpie) gun. In retrospect, the technique is performed by placing your fingers on the controller and cradling it in such a fashion that your hands hold the resemblance of a crab's claws.
P.S. Shake N Bake rx is the founder... not VzR Insanity (he's lying i swear, don't listen to him!)
P.S. Shake N Bake rx is the founder... not VzR Insanity (he's lying i swear, don't listen to him!)
by ChosenBallCradler June 16, 2009
n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed
=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
2. a crab that has been bashed
=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !
by ozzie69 June 03, 2005