Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.

“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”

by MChamm3r January 20, 2022

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

COVID machismo

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.

Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.

by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020

Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company

I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me

by The Polisa man July 18, 2020

Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020

Covid Crazy

An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the CDC precautions that go with it.

Oh my gosh, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left her house since March and she made a comment on social media about me not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.

by pview80 September 29, 2020