Queer Cooch

A Queer Cooch is what non queer males refer to as a butthole. Since most men done have vaginas gay men have no other choice but to have intercourse through the Queer Cooch

I’m going to do you in the Queer Cooch

by Wiener boy July 14, 2020

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

by Chopbag October 05, 2023

Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 14, 2025

impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone

Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO

by Sitarplayer67 September 25, 2022

Gooch Cooch

A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.

Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!

by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020

Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022