contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contactless

No touching of a body part from person to person

Pizza deliveries are now contactless at your door.

by Contactlesspizza April 23, 2020

Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.

Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

BBM Contacts

Some people are really shallow and all they care about is how many contacts they have on BBM. This is Similar to Facebook friends.

Jemma: I've got 127 BBM Contacts
Mandy: I have 3 :(

by No-OnE-yOu-KnOw October 31, 2013

contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!

he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!

by michael foolsley November 13, 2011

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together

Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.

by sdseww June 12, 2017

Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

by Shammmm June 14, 2015