campfire waffle

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.

You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more

by teamklip2 July 1, 2017

campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.

We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

Comfortability

com·fort·a·bil·i·ty, noun

Definition: The level of comfort you have in the ability of another person to sexually please you.

I hit repeat because I had high comfortability.

by AmbsRed April 17, 2014

comform

To willingly jump into an abductor's bed against your better judgement because you're slightly turned on by the situation.

Hey Jill, guess what." "What?" "I comformed last night" "Way to go girl!" "Yeah, he was hung like a horse and that mask...

by xCrimson October 30, 2010

comfortable

A girl who has let herself go. One who is either aging or has a boyfriend, who is starting to get fluffy around the waist.

Nico: Hey did you hear that Alicia got a boyfriend?

Mariann: Yeah, I can tell; she's getting comfortable.

by Mariann January 19, 2008

comfort food

A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.

That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.

by Tjanvier April 1, 2018

comfort wipe

a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.

1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "

by KaiLilly September 2, 2009