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Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
by Miktionary January 6, 2024
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comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.
Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick
by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023
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Comfort

a sense of physical or psychological ease, often characterised as a lack of hardship. Persons who are lacking in comfort are uncomfortable, or experiencing discomfort.
The use of Comfort as a verb generally implies that the subject is in a state of pain, suffering or affliction, and requires alleviation from that state
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
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ryan comfort

Someone who likes to fiddle with predominantly children and run around with madeline mccan
is that Ryan Comfort with another child again?
by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020
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fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
by justphuckoff October 23, 2019
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