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come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock
i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid
by cred80 March 5, 2009
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come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor
1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case
by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017
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come get this work

A term used to tell someone to come get some. Usually in sports
Bunmi: Hey Joe, come get this work in ping pong.

Joe: See you in 5 mins
by IndyHammer August 15, 2017
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come meet my cat

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"
by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014
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cement mixer

A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.

You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.

Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.

They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.

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The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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come sail away

by Gaget September 12, 2005
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Canadian Cement Mixer

The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
by Ross224 January 20, 2009
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