White colonizer

Is definitely a slur and one of the worst ones you can use against white people who’s ancestors were notorious colonizers that would enslave, genocide, wage war against, and rape entire races of people for profit, control, pleasure, because they could and what where you gonna do about it, and status.

As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
1.) Jeff from HR didn’t submit my discrimination report because he and the man who did this to me are both white colonizers.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
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colon irrigation

The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN
Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise
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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
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colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.
Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 28, 2022
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coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 03, 2019
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colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people
Hey colonizer
by s1n1ster September 21, 2021
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Colonizer

One who brings infrastructure, electricity, indoor plumbing and capitalism to an otherwise tribal warring land where you would be traded, raped, and sold to the next tribe.
Thank God for European colonizers, or else I would have to hunt, sleep, and defecate in the woods.
by History4real July 09, 2022
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