colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

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Colonizer Day

A synonym for (Christopher) "Columbus Day".

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

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Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).

Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

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Colon

It is the vertical two dots that you will see in everyday life pretty much.

Person 1: Hey what are those two dots?

Person 2: That's a colon, stupid!

by hypnotiz3dd January 19, 2024

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colon three

colon three = :3

"colon three"
":3"

by laify :3 January 24, 2024

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an expression, thought, idea or behavior that exists or is upheld as a remanant of past colonial beliefs. These are sometimes not concious acts but instead may come as a "slip" into formerly held ideas from the speaker's society.

-ugh, i am so embarassed of my accent, i don't want to talk to anyone at this party.

-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!

by soquetemojado January 26, 2024

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