payday clay

The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.

"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."

by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow October 5, 2020

John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020

Clay Cox

(noun) a tool.
(verb) the act of being a tool.

(noun) That Clay Cox is being a fag.
(verb) The other day, I pulled a Clay Cox and flirted with Tanner Wilcox's girlfriend.

by Clay Cox January 7, 2012

Clay

Clay is the absolute coolest and bestest friend ever. He will always be there for u and is the most awesome ever. this definition is totally unbiased and not written by Clay.

Give Clay your money and candy. Forfit all mortal possesions to Clay

give Clay your money now.

by eiuowkghfuiawhfoiujuewfhurueaE March 14, 2023

pottery clay

When you make pottery out of clay.

The pottery clay needs to get soft.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

Clay co.

Mining dirt looking for clay, Getting dirt thrown in your eyes, No payment.
Welcome to the clay wars.

Clock co. is better than Clay co.

by Goomba420 March 29, 2023

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023