jake carson

An asshole of a guy who will do anything and everything for a girlfriend. He ruins friendships and breaks girls hearts after. He doesn't care about anything but himself and he is a huge pussy.

Gus: Come on stop being such a Jake Carson!
Kevin: What?
Gus: Stop being a pussy!

by 1119 May 11, 2019

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kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 9, 2007

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Plays Fortnite more than Everyone yet is still worse than quame. Could easily buy skins if he saved up his v-bucks, Instead decides to buy emotes. Instead of helping his teammates in a build battle, he will stand at the bottom spectating.

Look, it’s a Carson.

by CJ the Thumb June 28, 2018

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Carson

A fucking dick that makes it seem like he is so in love with you, but in reality he says the same stuff to 20 other girls. He is good with his words but bad with his actions. If you can stay away from all carson’s it will save your heart in the future. Don’t be a carson

Carson is dumb

by Youngdog44 September 22, 2019

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