chrom

The best blue haired lord.

normie: I like Marth
Man of culture: Chrom is the best blue haired lord.

by Pinekumi June 3, 2018

smoke yourself a spare chromosome

To smoke weed until you're retarded, as Down's Syndrome is cause by the presence of an extra chromosome.

Chich : We finished a quarter ounce between us last night, man. I think I'm still kinda faced.

Chung : Shit son, you don't watch out you'll smoke yourself a spare chromosome.

by Parhelion February 22, 2009

chromebook

a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.

bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.

by mojang________________________ July 10, 2020

Sensei chromosome

That one kid with Down syndrome you grew up with. The one that was sometimes too violent because he didn’t know his strength, but everyone still like him because of his earthly wisdom

Watch out, Sensei chromosome might teach us some new fighting moves

by Teamumizoomi March 25, 2020

Chromebook

An OS/laptop that will make you forever stay a virgin if you decide to keep it.

Girlfriend: So...what OS do you use?
Boyfriend: Yeah, I have a Chromebook...hey wait, what are you doing?

by Obsidian Plague November 30, 2018

Chromebook

A pice of metal thats only use is to tourture kids in school. It is not able to play games you have to manualy enable flash and the videos are such low quality. All you can do is work, take pictures, and suffer. It is 200$ thats insane for how trash it is.

Teacher: time to use chromebooks

Class: *sighs* but they are trash

by Mr.McDonalds December 10, 2019

chromessi

A “Chromessi” is a sexual act where a woman jerks a mans penis off with her feet. It occurs when she does it in a way that is so impressive she can be compared to renowned soccer star Lionel Messi and his spectacular footwork.

She gave me an amazing Chromessi

by Exvis December 27, 2020