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sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
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Christopher Vaughn

when you first meet him hes not always the sweetest or the funniest guy you'll ever meet , but as time progresses he turns out to be the nicest , most caring guy you can meet . He'll open his heart completely and show you a total diffrent side , but only if you stick around long enough to see it ... Dont push to talk to him , and dont constantly nag , just give him a little space every once and awhile and he'll be the best friend you'll ever have ..
for me , hes always somehow been there & even when i hadnt talked to him in years we did randomly find each other again ...
Christophers are the greatest men ever ..
" 'You may not believe in the lord,
nor do you worship him ,
but because i care i will pray for you,
so you dont have to' " - Christopher Vaughn
by justsomegirl-xx August 22, 2011
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Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
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Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!
Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!
by That Band Girl May 4, 2010
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Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.
by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011
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Joey Christopher

by LittleAsian03 September 8, 2016
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Christopher Slander

Christopher Slander is a day where you can slander all Christopher’s.
person 1: “Hey do you know what day it is?”

person 2: “What?”

person 1: “Its Christopher Slander day! Go bully chris!”
by glockmaster69 May 17, 2021
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