Chris

A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.

Typical, Chris is sitting home again.

by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011

Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019

Chris

He is a really hot guy that everyone talks to. He normally is tall and likes short blondes. He is super sweet and will do basically anything you ask him too.

OMG. Did you hear Emma is dating chris. Yes and they are COUPLE GOALS.

by OH MY GOSH RONNY April 21, 2018

Chris

He’s a hot lookin guy but will cheat with u, in many ways, that’s because a lot of people like him.

Chris why are u cheating on me

by Fissticks January 19, 2020

Chris

Usually a guy who is obsessed over a certain girl so much that he ignores his friends.

God! I know he likes her but he dosent have to be such a Chris about it

by Jordan176 February 21, 2017