I EAT CHILDREN

I_EAT_CHILDREN_HE_HE_HA_HA_GRRR

I eat children

by Puffyfish February 16, 2023

free range children

Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.

Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!

by Pushmataha April 14, 2023

children of the corn

The substance that is created when ejaculate has been unloaded in a rectum ripe with fecal matter.

My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.

by bangedupnet July 14, 2010

Children of the Magenta Line

Airline pilots who have become overly dependent on automation and computer guidance, and thus fail to exercise their own situational awareness and judgment, when they should take control and fly the plane more manually. (Coined by pilot Warren Vanderburgh)

The increase in aviation incidents is not due to equipment failures or environmental conditions, but instead by preventable mistakes made by children of the magenta line.

by tvbeeker April 19, 2023

Advent Children

A movie that was pretty good, but had too many character revivals.

Reno teamkilled Rude in Advent Children.

How is Tseng alive again in Advent Children?!

by ~souba~ December 27, 2005

Iraqi children

Small, dirty urchins who have been known to:

1) Beg for food
2) Steal anything not strapped down
3) Hit Soldiers and Marines with rocks then disappear into a crowd
4) Grow up to become terrorists themselves
5) Learn to drive by the age of 8
6) Play soccer
7) Can consume multiple bags of skittles in very little time
8) Get slapped around by a Male Iraqi adult
9) Have mastered the Western "Middle Finger"

(Iraqi Children) Mista, Mista! MRE, MRE.

(Soldier) Fuck off.

(Iraqi Children) Fuck off you (flips Bird)

(Soldier to other Soldier) Keep those little shits away from the antennas.

by mikethemummy May 14, 2009

iraqi children

The newest generation of Iraqi children have an unprecedented opportunity never before presented to the country's youth. Ignorant small-minded Democrats and ultraliberals were completely against dethroning Saddam Hussein from his reign of terror over Iraq. Sadly, some still struggle to see the difference that the Republican party has made to the world, most specifically in giving Iraq the ability to grow into a functioning society of Democracy and liberty.

Now if we could stop Iraqi children from becoming Islamist radicals...

by Trae April 27, 2006