eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

cheeth

The correct pronunciation of cheese when referring to the question of if someone wants cheese.

"Honey, you want cheeth?"

by Nathan Scott Phillip August 9, 2007

Cheetle

The residue left on your fingers after consuming a bag of Cheetos.

I hate when people take your papers and get cheetle all over them!

by Winkey719 September 12, 2013

Cheeto Beard

A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.

"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"

by agentsmyth January 10, 2014

Turd Chalet

n. An out house or gas station restroom. Also known as a shitter.

I stopped to get gas and Kyle T. had hot mud butt and had to use the turd chalet.

by Jawilly20 January 5, 2008

Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.

Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.

by Keith Y. February 20, 2009

Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

by Mrob July 16, 2008