cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014

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Cheddar bunny

An Asian hooker

I fucked that cheddar bunny last night

by Xx_69longpole69_xX May 18, 2017

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Cheddared

When you’re feeling very cold or you’re freezing, the term cheddared comes into place.

Jon “Yo I’m feeling proper cheddared right now”
Dylan “Yeah I’m feeling the same, weathers pretty cold today”

by Chestarbest November 05, 2018

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cheddared

when you shit on the wall and it slides on down, leaving a line

Drake: you see how i totally cheddared Jennie last night?
Josh: Bro do me next

by ⁴²⁰⁶⁹ November 08, 2022

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Cheddaritis

Coined by streamer Igor on Igor's Lair,

The inflammation of the butthole caused by eating too much cheese then receiving a rimjob immediately after eating too much cheese.

Igor's ass was itchy because he had cheddaritis.

by Cheddar ass August 25, 2022

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