whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.

I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off

by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018

Only walls and ceilings

Flawless. Without flaw. Sounds like 'floorless'. Can be substituted with " 'all' walls and ceilings".

"oh my god, have you seen Trixie Mattel's all stars lipsync?"
"Ugh ikr, stunning"
"Only walls and ceilings"

by GrammarNerd25 October 4, 2023

cellote

A synonym for cello, which happens to be the most awesome and sophisticated instrument ever.

I'm off to practice my cellote.

by rockstop May 11, 2008

Celosia

The best person you will find a bbg and a good friend she also can get all the girls

Celosia is the best bbg

by Anishsavge February 15, 2021

going towards the ceiling

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

by Tammy McShammerson May 22, 2010

Cello

To simultaneously finger a girl's vagina and play with her boobs from behind, hence looking like you are playing a cello.

"I blacked out, and when I woke up I was fingering her and playing with her tits! It was like playing a fucking cello!"

by ZeeFancyMan September 17, 2009

cotton ceiling

The term cotton ceiling refers to the difficulty trans people experience when seeking lesbian and gay relationships, and in lesbian and gay social spaces more generally. A play on the similar term "glass ceiling", the term was coined by Canadian trans woman and activist Drew DeVeaux.

The cotton ceiling, in short, makes the point that there are certain cis lesbians who are using their sexuality as a way to deny trans women’s womanhood. It’s not about coercing them, it’s not about saying you can’t have sex with only people you want to have sex with, its not about corrective rape or conversion therapy. It’s literally just a name for the concept of using your sexuality as a way of denying trans women’s womanhood; ie “I would never have sex with a trans woman, I’m a lesbian and don’t like men”.

by vicimgd June 20, 2019