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Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.
I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.
by D Man! February 3, 2012
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the scandal in the Catholic Church

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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Pittsburgh Central Catholic

The school where boys who feel like they could use some man on man action go to. Central Catholic is located in Oakland, just east of Pittsburgh PA. It is well known for its outstanding sports teams, great education, and for producing the gayest men alive. Being an all boys school, men who go there usually do not interact with the opposite sex.

But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...
Cool guy: Where do you go to school?

Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic

Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!
by a_strait_guy October 4, 2009
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Lake Catholic

A highschool that retarted kids go. You can spot a lc cougar out of any crowd just by the way they talk! All the girls that go here have a ton of friends but are fake. The girls will talk about you behind your back but act like your bestfriend. Not to mention that they all are secretly (or not secretly) sluts. They crave attention from both the male, and female species. Also, everyone that chooses to go to lake are either super dumb, or they are just following their other dumb friends. I dont not make the rules, this is just how it be.
Beth: "Hey do you know what school that girl goes to?"
Luke: "She probably goes to Lake Catholic because I heard her talk and she sounds retarted"
by ur ~dumb~ February 25, 2019
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Catholic League Strikeout

When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.
Holy shit, Jimmy just took a Catholic League Strikeout and can't move!
by crazybearthatdances February 9, 2010
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Once-A-Year Catholic

See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.

A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.
My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.
by No Derps May 31, 2018
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mackillop catholic college

the worst school in darwin, northern territory.
person 1: i’m thinking about moving to mackillop catholic college (mcc)
person 2: oh i wouldn’t do that if i were you, it’s the worst private school in darwin
by cartiervert March 12, 2021
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