A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.
by illattack2513 December 3, 2010
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n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.
"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.
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Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"
Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."
Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."
Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
by ElSnowman June 18, 2014
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My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.
After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
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