Brad

Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams.

adj. that guy is so Brad.
verb. (female) that guy just made me Brad on the spot.

by brad_Z April 29, 2006

Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.

(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.

by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

Chin for brad

When someone says something ridiculously stupid, you say chin for brad

"hey stan what time is it?"
"dude theres atleast 20 clocks in here, chin for brad"...

by chinforbrad April 13, 2011

Braden

Massive Fucking Shlong

Wow he must be a Braden his dick is huge

by anonymous November 9, 2020

BAIDS

Better than AIDS. This applies to almost anything, since AIDS is pretty bad.

Go wash your hands. You probably picked up some BAIDS on the way home.

I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.

by Joe McGoat June 2, 2010

Brad

The only person who can successfully flush an African toilet in a hotel room.

Zane: The toilet's clogged again! Brad: Let me get it *flush* Zane: Damnit Brad!

by Chvympla67 June 20, 2010

Brad

(Verb) To attempt to screw someone by offering them a highly disadvantageous exchange.

Yo dawg, I'm going to brad this guy by offering him $50 for his brand new Ferrari.

Would I be brading you if I offered you an RB3 for your QB1?

by Notch Johnson Esquire October 3, 2012