blubber cricket

A person whom constantly runs their mouth. They do not care if it's the truth or lies. They are always looking for clout and will do about anything for attention. Right down to hopping up and down on random roaches at her local dive bar

"That girl is suck a blubber cricket"
"There goes Courtney again being a blubber cricket"
" Ugh Miss Stone could you stop being such a blubber cricket?"

by Becky with the great hair March 22, 2020

blumperkuffnin

The lowest of low. The worst of the worst. The absolute most garbage human being ever to exist.

Hey, do you know that girl Kelsey?
Yeah, she’s such a Blumperkuffnin

by acclimator May 16, 2020

Blueberry Burstation

When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face

She loves the taste of my Blueberry Burstation

by WigglesForLife June 20, 2020

Blueberry Slurry

When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs

Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry

by Ber November 9, 2020

bluebery

You fucking spelt it wrong it’s BLUEBERRY

Jake:I like blueberys

Adam:wtf how did you misspell blueberry
Jake:idk
Adam:fucking moron

by Rem best girl November 15, 2020

blueberrysansy8

me, the cock stealer. i steal cocks so i can finish making my legendary cock dragon to then ride it into the sunset.

me (blueberrysansy8) : I HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR COCK!

random person: NO NOT MY COCK PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by blueberrysansy8 November 30, 2020

Blueberried

When a girl goes down on you and raspberries your balls, then leaves.

Damn damo, this baddie really left me hanging when she blueberried me last night.

by Ehokey March 12, 2021