blonde moment

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006

blonde

for your information...blondes are not thick and dumb, they are just like everyone else.there are sum bloneds that are dumb and some are intelligent and the same goes for everyone else.its just a hair colour you stupid pricks get over it.

proud to be blonde

by *!?!* February 14, 2004

blondeherring

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER

"Oooh look at the arse on that"
"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"

by hetroman September 20, 2003

Blonde

A fair hair color. The color can range from a very pale blonde to a reddish "strawberry" blonde or "sandy" blonde color. Blondes usually have a lighter skin tone than people with darker hair. Some people tend to think that blondes lack intelligence or are less serious-minded. This is just a stereotype, hair color doesn't determine your intelligence. Although some blondes like to act like "dumb blondes" because they think it's cute. Blonde hair is mostly paired with blue eyes, but other eye colors are paired with blonde hair too.

That girl has blonde hair.

by Shameeka July 8, 2012

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say

"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009