Blimbletoot

A fart during anal sex.

I had my girlfriend blimbletoot mid-session.

by imfullofdreams April 12, 2011

blimpopotamus

A disgustingly fat girl, derived from blimp + hippopotamus.

Cathy is such a blimpopotamus, she must weigh at least 300 pounds.

by AussieWombat September 24, 2011

blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like

Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date

by arneh April 12, 2012

blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge

"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill

by Floppy flop January 27, 2017

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017

blind snapping

When someone extremely quickly snapchats people while in a social setting, usually barely even looking at their phone to see if the other person says or sends anything of interest.

Ian, I don’t talk to you much anymore because you do nothing but blind snapping nowadays at college

by pl112 December 24, 2018

blind stan disease

blind stan disease; when you stan someone for a certain amount of time, but only realize their flaws after you unstan

i only realized *celeb* was so manipulative towards their fans after i unstanned them. can't believe i had blind stan disease.

by Dramayanti May 13, 2020