fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program

deadass you just say it straight fuck blender

by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.

I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.

by Bamphs muffin top September 26, 2022

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

The Blender

Kieran Hicks, Ryan Green, Ryan Raiser, Allison Eck, Alexa Kish, Max Barton, Zach Bielli, Jack Orourke, Danny Hankee, Ethan Cook, Vince Riley, Charlie McKearnan, Dan Hoban, Justin Puhl,

Man The Blender was so lit and chill vibes
Shwordle, meet me at The Blender tonight

by techbomb June 18, 2023

The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm

Your mom and I performed the blender last night

by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023

Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!

by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024