EGG IN A BLANKET

A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL

I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET

by Aj Cockringing hoe March 6, 2015

alcohol blanket

When it's chilly out but you're drunk, and the drink makes you warm

Me- should I wear a skirt or pants to that NYE party? It's gonna be chilly.
Her- skirt, duh. You'll have your alcohol blanket

by Annehrt April 11, 2016

blanket sex

An action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be sexual in nature but is really mundane or innocent.

Travis and Allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so Dave deduced they were having blanket sex.

by SirHoneytoast October 31, 2007

Pig in a blanket

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized.

That's a bold statement, sporting the pig in a blanket.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Wank-It Blanket

The blanket you use to masturbate.

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"

by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 24, 2007

dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

by NcLovin April 23, 2008

Pigs in a blanket

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.

I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.

by Vergalicious February 19, 2008