Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.
by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023
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highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.
you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.
by lazystina June 30, 2022
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labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again
OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!
by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017
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Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
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Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness
Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth
by ElementalStorm97 October 04, 2018
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I CANT BIRTH-

Commented by dumb retarded 11 year old "preppy" girls on tiktok who think there funny but just want every person on tiktok to kick there geeky as jaw in
" I CANT BIRTH-"
"shut the fuck up you slut"
by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 27, 2024
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Birth giver

Dude: Yo did you see jessicas new 803404278th baby?

other dude: yeah shes suuch a birth giver
by Wife haver123 January 14, 2022
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