bumper thumper

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes

"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."

by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

bumper stickers

A fast dog running after a slow car.

Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.

by george stephans October 21, 2004

Bumper Ketchup

When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.

Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...

by Exce$$ May 16, 2008

beeper mw2

Another name for the heart beat sensor in MW2

Kip: "Hold up, im picking someone up on my beeper"
Adam: "hahaha"
jeffrey: "Dude its a heartbeat sensor"
Noah: "jeffrey your an idiot its beeper mw2"

by Adamnoahkipjeff February 5, 2010

Bumper Slide

When two people are opposite eachother and run in a forward motion sliding on their socked feet until collision.

Last night, My roommate and I were so bored we made up a new game called bumper slide. EXTREME

Play at your own risk and with your own socks.

by BASH2509 December 15, 2009

bumper skrumper

someone that is very annoying and a pain in the ass

you're such a bumper skrumper fam

by the man joshy' January 30, 2019

nut bumper

a homo-sexual's chin

" billy you are not a grown man yet, you first have to grow some hair on that lil nut bumper of yours you got there"

by THE 69 OMEN August 17, 2008