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Gucci Belt 

Going into a store and buying the cheapest thing, from the most well known brand, with the biggest logo - right now this is a Gucci belt, a few years ago a Burberry check shirt. Usually done by someone that wants to make people think they have more money than they do - the person wants to flex their supposed wealth, but the message they send is more a desperation for approval and an indication they don't have enough money to buy other, more subtle, items from that brand.
Joe thinks that sweater is a flex but it's more a Gucci belt.
Gucci Belt by nailer September 2, 2022
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standard issue belt 

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.
hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!
standard issue belt by UM North Quad December 16, 2011

Orion’s Gucci Belt 

(n.) A wealthy neighborhood or region, named after what its spoiled children see when they spot Orion’s Belt in the sky.

The backyards in Orion's Gucci Belt may smell vaguely of George Bush's breath. It's an urban legend that the people who live in Orion's Gucci Belt root for financial crises and own large birds of prey that steal from the poor.
Person 1: "Wanna go to Chipotle?"
Person 2: "This is not the Rust Belt. This is Orion’s Gucci Belt. We feast at the Cheesecake Factory."
Orion’s Gucci Belt by nolandc September 26, 2019

Barney the belt 

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.
“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP
Barney the belt by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

Cum Belt 

A male ejaculating his load across the waist of a female. Leaving her with a belt of semen around her body.
Dude I didn't whack off for two weeks so I had a big enough load to give Stacey a cum belt.
Cum Belt by masterhand111 April 11, 2013

white belt 

Any sort of back petting urban hipster fan boy puss.
The Hemlock is afucking white belt trough
white belt by Aesop April 30, 2004