beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem April 13, 2017

open behinded

The state of being open to anal and other forms of ass play.

I tried to convince my girlfriend to try anal but she's not into it. I wish she would be more open behinded.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Behind the Meme

this use to be youtuber is the real reason why Normies are killing memes such as do you know the way, big chungus, and etc.

Guy#1 : Bro behind the meme is the best youtuber of all time he talks about meme and shit.

Guy#2: shut the flying fuck up you normie head ass bitch behind the shit is boring basic bitch!

by Fatcocksniffer69 June 16, 2021

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.

-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....

by sukadog March 20, 2011