Because I deserve it

Send Beni a face snap bc he’s been a great person for you

Face snap because i deserve it

by anonymous February 5, 2025

Beausome

(Relating to the Male gender) To be both beautiful and handsome at the same time. An object (particularly a sculpture, image, painting, likeness) may also be classed as beausome. Animals can also be beausome, for example, a male lion.

1st Example
Spirit: Hey Axo?
Axo: Yeah?
Spirit: I think you’re one hell of a beausome guy.
Axo: D’aww, I appreciate that

2nd Example
Kovu: Hey look at that statue of our friend Axo!
Spirit: Yeah! Isn’t it beausome?
Kovu: You like him don’t you?
Spirit: I just think he looks nice.
Kovu: Sssuuuurrreeee…

by Astudioguy May 28, 2025

Because

You've stolen the very concept of maturity and are using it to manufacture a caste system that places uses breeders above the rest of us?

Hym "Is that why Suchir? Oh! Wait. You're names not Suchir. Suchir is the Indian kid that either killed himself or was murdered for telling the truth about AI. But is that why Dr. K? Because to become mature I have to do what you want rather than the other way around or what I want? Even if I am justified and reasonable in what I want and what you want is submission to people who are inferior? Or is it maturity is accepting the caste system as it and don't say anything about it under the false pretense of 'protecting women' from the fact that there aren't enough fat cocks to go around or you'll enslave me so you can comfortably maintain a fat cock protection racket/monopoly? Because... Nah, shut up and get in the brothel, whore."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025

Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential

That's why lifted men don't succeed.

Hym "Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential but only as an analog to my schrodinger's death cult. Not actual reality. The thing he said? Isn't actually the case. He's blaming the wrong person for the child murders that unilaterally went do and to the extent that they persist you are just doing the weaponized schizophrenia THINKING THAT YOU ARE HOLDING WIERD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE when IN REALITY you're just being an uppity Nigger-faggot or whatever derogatory slur you Wan to call the people doing this. And then your daughter gets lit on fire because they did it to some guy who over time lose or had everything taken from him and then you go ahead and blame Hym because blaming Hym always works."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

Eggus Beatus

The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.

Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.

by Curious4cougars September 25, 2019